/* TEAM */
Chief sweat officer: Aly. Rates the air. Accepts free meals.
Builder: Juan. Playa Langosta, Costa Rica.
Fans: uncredited. Underpaid. Pointed at the kitchen.

/* THANKS */
The bar in the photo.
The howler monkeys, for the early alarm.
Mosquitoes, for the motivation.

/* SITE */
Last updated: 2026-10-15
Standards: HTML, CSS, a little JS, no framework, no tracking.
Type: Fraunces and DM Mono (SIL Open Font License).
Weather: Open-Meteo, Tamarindo, no key.
Hosting: a shared box in New York that has never felt 34 degrees.
Backend: none yet. Buy a fan.